x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
(Source: engineerings)
Tracks
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
english class taught me that this would be slant rhyme
(Source: twistedthemusical)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
Uranium Ore is sold on Amazon
the more you know 0w0
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Amanda Seyfriend talks about her boobs on The Ellen Show [x]
my college does themed backgrounds depending on the week and this is their anti-bullying week’s one omfg
badgirl675 strikes again
(Source: vocaroo)
*romantically climbs onto your balcony, to ask for the wifi password.*
(Source: pacificsex)
this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.
where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?
its like the photographer was drunk or something.
seriously why even make this post?
Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?
In the second photo there’s a man that’s looking at thin air. His face is super surprised, though. Why?
I think I know where this is going but I’m not even in this fandom
(Source: theperksofbeingatimelord)
someone flirt with me
this was a bad idea
my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
OR GETTING ABANDONED BY SIBLINGS
